Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.
when your hairdresser keeps trying to start a conversation with you
*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all
The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.